teamrocketing:

having friends who like each other more than they like you

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me when i meet a new person

gayzorak:

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harryspankme:

*sees spider* should i try to kill it or should i just kill myself 

meloetta:

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf


sobeitjay:

College: Um you owe us money

Me:

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